Interaktive Übersichtskarte

[N1GHTHUNTER]

http://www.littlethings2.com/GuildWars2 ... 1200&h=600

[Morvagor]

Eben auf einen Stern (dynamisches Event) oberhalb des Norn-Startgebiets geklickt und diesen Text lesen dürfen:

This is the most hardcore fucking shit in all of Skyrim. You and your giant Viking Tits are going to drag these sacks of delicious grain across a fucking no-man's land of rabbit holes that dig down straight to the depths of hell. Are you thinking, "oh golly gee, I'm a giant fucking werebear Norn man. I'm not afraid of no pussy-ass rabbits!" Be afraid, faggot, because these little rabbits will beat the shit out of you, tackle your stupid ass off a cliff, and gorge themselves on your delicious grain before scampering back to the fiery orgy pits of hell to fuck their forty rabbit wives. You think you can outrun them? These ain't no centaurs, lardass. Carrying the grain makes you the slow blundering sweaty piece of shit landwhale in game that you are in real life. Your fatass better just steer clear of this one and go back to the charr starting zone with the other pussies, because you aren't nearly good enough to get in on any of that delicious grain action.

[N1GHTHUNTER]

Ja, der Clan, von dem die Karte stammt, ist ziemlich schräg drauf... gibt noch mehr solche Einträge... eigentlich müsste vor Betreten der Seite ne "Bist du auch schon wirklich über 18 Jahre alt du Schlingel?"-Abfrage kommen...

Hab auch grad ne schöne Beschreibung eines Jump-Puzzles gefunden:

Rhendak the Crazed (ID: 533)

Instant kill spikes.

An item you can (and probably will) miss you need to open a door.

Flame turrets.

A weird and fiddly puzzle involving said turrets and bubbles.

All of this crap underwater.

What's that, you managed to make it through after you backtracked, collected the sword from the beginning, did the bubble puzzle again because you forgot that sword and now you're finally in the final chamber, ready to kill your boss and get treasure?

I DON'T THINK SO SON.



Flame turrets on the wall which will pretty much instantly kill anyone they hit.

Downscale to level 25.

A level 28 champion boss.

An almost guarenteed instant kill, basically undodgable instant kill attack.

Lots of HP.

UNDERWATER.

What's that, all of you died and you want to try again?

Sucks to be you, the portal has closed again and you have to repeat the Flame Legion siege event AND the puzzles.

Have fun.



XOXOXOXO, Rhendak



(This son of a bitch glitched through the floor halfway through the fight and we couldn't kill him. 30-some-odd people sat there wondering what the fuck to do before the stress test ended and we all ended up at our desktops. Fuck this guy.)

=)